When I say I don't want to buy Nutella you know what I mean!! I mean I DO want to buy it, but I have no self control and I simply MUST have some every single day when it's in the house, so actually I DON'T want to buy it. I don't want to buy it and I don't want you to buy it either!
WHY?! Why did you insist on purchasing the 26.5 oz double pack from Costco? You laughed when I asked you not to buy it. You said it would be fun to see how much self control I have. You won't think it's so funny when I down 53 ounces of Nutella and gain 53 pounds! Curse you!
|Nutella is more than just a “chocolaty hazelnut spread,” it is a way of life.|