What would I know about it?

My conversation with Jonas today:
Jonas- Mom, do you think anything would hurt more than a Cheetah biting you?
Meshan- I think it would hurt more to have a baby.
Jonas- Umm...no, I don't think you're right. (with an incredulous look on his face)
Meshan- Well, what do you think? What would hurt more?
Jonas- (after thinking for awhile) I'm not sure, but I just got a great idea. The next time you have a baby we can have a Cheetah biting your leg at the same time and then you can tell me what hurts the most.

Yeah...great idea. He really has no idea about childbirth. He thinks that if you press on a pregnant womans tummy hard enough the baby just pops right out the belly button. Easy cheesy, right?

7 comments:

  1. That is hilarious! Hey, if you happen to have a cheetah biting your leg during your next delivery let me know which one hurts worse!!!ha...too cute!

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  2. WHAT?!?! How does childbirth happen then? I was for sure Dr's just pressed hard down on the stomach, or women just had them while sitting on the toilet. Hmmmm...maybe I need to have a talk with my wife about what happens!

    Jonas is hilarious! Thank you for writing that down and sharing it. If you don't already, keep a small collection of those, because kids are hilarious!

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  3. Ok ok so I know I just posted a LOL above but this was comment worthy... studly dudly Jonas you make me laugh.

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  4. I love laughing out loud when no one else is around me. That's what I just did.

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  5. THAT IS JUST ABOUT THE FUNNEST THING I'VE HEARD IN A LONG TIME!

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  6. Meshan, I love your kids! Jonas just cracks me up, I can totally hear him saying that. I love the way he thinks, its so innocent and intelligent at the same time.

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